Would you rather?

1. Would you rather be some one overweight and have the last name of skinny, or would you rather be short and have the last name be short?

I would rather be someone who is short. I would rather do this because I would love being known for a fun trait rather than irony.

2. Would you rather be in a crate for 13 hours in a plane or go with cows in the bach of a truck for two days.
I would rather go in a crate because I can probably fit in the crate. Also cows stink.

3. Would you rather go on your hands and knees everywhere or stand on your hands while you're stationary?
I would rather stand on my hands when I am stationary because I can and I also would get dirty if I did the other option.